I am tall, rude, lazy, selfish, drunken scoundrel. An utter Rotter, a bounder, a cad and quite possibly a nefarious rapscallion as well. I have a lazy horse, an unruly pair of cats and an extensive collection of rubbish old cars witch I like to neglect.


My hobbies include fishing, topiary, 1960s French cinema, wenching and drinking beer.


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  1. I can categorically state that the aforementioned description is accurate in every sense. He is also a vampire, and 653 (and a half) years old.

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